20% more Cheetos in every bag! That will go great with the 20% of the essay I have finished which is due tomorrow. It will also go great with the 20% of sleep that I should be getting per night that I don’t. Which will compliment the 20% of my bank account that is spent on stuff like this, which constitutes the idea that I should be working at least 20% of the time making some money somewhere but I’m not. I will focus 20% less during class tomorrow because I’m getting 20% less sleep because of this essay that I’ve only finished 20% of which is due tomorrow – in short.
I wish I had 20% more of everything in my life. I wish my “bag” of life had 20% more for free. I wish I had 20% more time, more money, more friends, more fun, more sanity. 20% more of anything would be nice! But, I don’t.
I guess that’s the life of a college student; I’m glad I have parents that will spend 20% of their salary to send me here.